ernbarassing:

*slowly inches closer to your pet*

(Source: ernbarassing)

(Source: princesconsuela)

(Source: badhabits-xo)

frostingpeetaswounds:

i hate when i say something and someone tries to one up me lmao like good for you???

koalatea:

me at forever 21

  • “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
  • “was the galaxy print necessary”
  • “why is this so cheap”
  • “why is this so expensive”
  • “why is everything so ugly”
  • “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
  • “i hate everything here”
  • “im gonna buy everything”

(Source: koalatea)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

My mother, ladies and gentlemen.

My mother, ladies and gentlemen.

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands