aelloastaria:

What an extraordinary honour to be in a category with these golden actors setting a golden standard in acting in a golden age of tv.

 #and then he walked out to his car to find that three of his tires had been slashed

(Source: hughdancys)

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thesiegetank:

someone needs to find that girl and have her make a response video

(Source: edm-moments)

User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: How do you feel about our odds?
Cleverbot: He is the Son of God. He is my savior.
User: I didn't know you were religious, Shepard.
Cleverbot: I'm not. Just saying.
User: Oh, okay good.
Cleverbot: Good? How is that good?
User: Well, I'm a Turian.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's...what I am. Shepard, how can you not know what a Turian is?
Cleverbot: I know who I am.
User: Shepard. We've known each other for however long and you still don't know what a Turian is?
Cleverbot: We've known each other for 5 years.
User: That's actually right. Wow.
Cleverbot: Do you need information because you are a woman?!
User: Wh...what. Shepard, I am a man. And that's awfully sexist.
Cleverbot: That is. I have only been to America once.
User: Yeah, we live in space.
Cleverbot: That is true. And we love.
User: We do love. I guess.
Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's been going on.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: I'm glad we had this talk.

Am I immature? Because this is killing me.

collegehumor:

Classy Senior Picture with Dog

Every student gets a picture with the valedictorian.

hemelenoleann:

saxyjep:

Using the company’s paid time efficiently, I see. 

stroke! stroke! stroke!

(Source: 4gifs)